Groping – 7 Things You Can Do IF Accused

This is about being accused of groping a girl in Japan NOT about being guilty of groping her.

At times Japan’s trains are so packed with people that it is almost impossible to NOT rub up against someone of the opposite sex. Of course, some guys, being guys, put their hands up to try and prevent the action.

Other guys will reach around for something in their backpack or try to bend down to pick something up they ‘dropped.’

‘Chikan!’ is what a Japanese girl will yell out if she feels she has been touched inappropriately.

It’s not right.

However, girls being girls are starting to take advantage of their position. If a guy glances at them wrongly, if they woke up on the wrong side of the bed, if they are in a bad mood, or maybe it’s just that time of the month, a girl can give the guy the finger for no reason…that is she can accuse a fellow of groping, feeling, touching, getting something that is not his for no reason.

When a girl accuses a guy of groping her there are several things the guy can do.

1. Suck it up. The Japanese feel that if a girl will ‘humiliate’ herself by admitting that such a thing happened…the accused must be guilty. Nearly 100% of the accused are found guilty.

2. Grab her by the boobs…(not recommended). The guy is going to jail or pay a fine no matter what so he might as well get something out of it. Again…not recommended.

3. Find your wallet. The cops will ask you pay a fine, kind of like a paying a traffic fine, and then let you go.

4. Run like the wind…then disfigure your face so that you become unrecognizable. If you are caught, you are guilty. See number one.

5. Forget about witnesses…everyone else was either asleep, tapping out a text message or trying to get a feel themselves.

6. Quit your job. If you don’t you will get fired. One fellow fought groping charges because he was NOT guilty. He spent three months in prison waiting for the prosecutor just to charge him. Two years later he was FINALLY declared innocent! Two years!

7. Do your absolute best to keep a cool head and maintain your innocence

Men are afraid to ride the trains. Girls are gleeful.

The problem, of course, for the ‘normal’ dudes on the trains are that there really are too many perverts trying to get something that doesn’t belong to them.