Groping – 12 things you can do to NOT get caught

In my previous post, I explained how easy it is for a guy to be accused of groping on a train….how easy is to grope on a train.

But when you are accused, it’s all over but the fine paying and embarrassment.

Here are 12 things you can do to NOT get caught groping or more importantly to not be accused of the violation.

1. Don’t grope! Okay, that’s obvious. But, some people need to be told.

2. Start out early…get on the first train if possible…get a seat…buy a reserved seat if necessary.

3. Watch out for long intervals between stops on express trains.

4. If you must stand…grap the strap above with both hands so everyone can see where they are.

5. Turn your back towards any woman/girl standing close by.

6. If you bump into or are jolted against a woman say very loudly “Pardon me” and turn around…being careful what you touch while you do.

7. Stay far far away from middle school-aged girls.

8. Apologize quickly and repeatedly if you do touch someone by accident.

9. Chew gum or bad breath mints – seriously….this repels people.

10. Be careful that your cell phone is NOT pointed at a female who might/can assume you are taking her picture.

11. Clean up you computer….if a person is accused, the police can search yoour home and your personal belongings and what they find can be harmful to your case.

12. Take your own girlfriend with you to work and put her between you and everyone else.

The whole scenario would be funny if it weren’t funny.

No innocent guy wants to be accused of some sexual crime. Girls don’t care…they just want to be safe, and should be safe on the trains.

The problem is there are indeed too many sex nuts on Japanese trains getting what is not theirs. If you catch/see one, tackle the chump and turn him in.