Wife Puts Dog Poo in Husband’s Curry

For the first half dozen years or so I couldn't eat curry rice in Japan. I complained to my then-wife, that it like baby poop.

It does…really.

Now, I know why I thought so.

Apparently you can hide dog crap in the curry and nobody will know…especially the husband you suspect has been cheating on you.

A woman in Scotland put dog doodoo in a pot of curry and gave it to her husband.

"Honey? Don't you want some?"

"No, dear. It's all yours."

Two things led to her idiocy…the man complained about his wife's mothering skills and he started a new company without her knowing and she thought he was cheating on her.

Yup…he was in love with trying to build her a better life.

Curry? Love it now. One day, it just started looking good to me and I have loved it ever since.

But, it still looks like baby dump.