Why The Japanese Are So Jealous of Apple Ingenuity
The Japanese are great at taking the ideas of others and improving on them. But…when all is said and done, they (the Japanese) are still jealous of the ingenuity of the Americans.
Apple made an important announcement:
It's an understatment…it's a very important announcement to say the least –
Apple Computers announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play music in women's breast implants. The iBoob will cost between $499 and $599. This is considered to be a major breakthrough, because women are
always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
Thanks to Apple, everyone is now happy.
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I wonder if the disparity in price is based on
the original size of the breast. In that event, the Japanese will definitely have an advantage in the event of marketing price.
Meanwhile, Japanese women everywhere are wishing their men would look up from their desks and pay a bit of attention to them.
"Yo! Taro. Don't you know we have a population crisis here in the country."
Maybe the Japanese will come up with the iDesk.
