They yelled fire when they went into the strip joint

It might be an even older profession than prostitution.

When women realized that men would pay for a look…they began to show. When they realized the men would pay for more a touch…well, things got in hand.

As an officer in charge of bringing drunken sailors home when I was in the Navy, I visited my share of strip joints to make sure sailors got back to the ship without losing their clothes.

Flaming Yoko…has her clients yelling "FIRE!" when they come into her strip joint.

A couple of things amaze, perhaps befuddle me about men and women. Men can think of the most outrageous things for women to do. That's one.

Number two…women will do them.

Yoko lights her clients up and singes a few eyebrows in the process by putting some sort of flammable liquid (this really has to hurt) in a deep dark spot.

She is then able to spurt it out …5, 4, 3, 2, 1 to create a big fireball to the delight of everyone yelling "Chocolate!" er, I mean, "Fire."

The women can do other things that are beyond the scope of this blog.

Point being…there is a business in people pleasing…even a degenerate one…one that keeps this 39 year old going strong.

So, which is worse…the man with the stupid idea, or the woman who will carry it out?

What do you think?