Some People Will Steal Anything from a Hotel

Towels, coffee packs, extra donuts from the morning buffet, the Gideon Bible, the paper slippers, toothpaste, shampoo bottles…and now the linen, too.

Some dude in Japan took his very pregnant wife to a love hotel….must have been a repeat trip considering her condition….and they had such a good time that he decided he wanted to take home the linen on the bed.

When police asked why – "I intended to use them at home."  Not "we?"

The wife is being questioned but is not in danger of being arrested due to the baby's imminent arrival.

The bedding was valued at about

100,000 yen ($800).

Altogether, they took 13 items – bed cover, a quilt and pillow covers.

Somebody should think to check if any towels are missing, too? And the coffee maker? and the toilet seat? and the light fixtures?