Old Maid Robs Old Maid of 15 Gold Bars

Yesterday at worship my friend told me his Japanese friend created a tongue twister of sorts.

For those who know Japanese. How would you say, now I am in the living room?

Ima, ima ni, imasu. I stumbled over it trying to say it too quickly.

How about this one?

An old maid and her old man robbed an old maid.

Okay, it's not that hard. 

An old woman's maid and the maid's old man robbed an old maid of 15 gold bars.

The old maid who robbed the old maid was 64, also no spring chicken, 64, and her old man lover was 56.

The old maid victim was 82.

See? I get confused and I am the one writing it. 

The real question, however, is what in the world was the 82-year old maind doing with 15 gold bars in her house that could easily be stolen by an old maid?

How many gold bars do you have lying around your home?