In Japan, the customer doesn't just buy a doll and blow it up, or let the reverse happen, anymore.

There are love doll escort services that will do it for you…blow up the doll, that is.

Japanese call them "Dutch Wives."

For about $50, depending on the exchange rate, a love-doll will be delivered for a 60 minute session.  A 3-night, 4-day adventure will cost about $300.

Wouldn't it be cheaper to get the real thing?

Japan, famous for its love hotels, offers Love Doll Rental Rooms for a $10 membership fee, $10 rental fee and $90/hr with the doll…the plastic one…not a real 'doll' doll.

Big breasted dolls, childish ones, even dolls looking like cartoon characters are available….and men, in their 20s-50s actually pay to be with these things….Good grief!

One customer, um, complained because the 5 ft 70lb doll wouldn't take its own clothes off…

If you want to take one home for keeps, I guess that would mean marrying her, er, it…the dolls, silicon bodies with a feel that's real can be bought for $1200 - $5,000.

Gee…that is cheaper than getting married.

Oh….and replaceable heads are available as well.

One company says they sell some 50 dolls a month.

And, perhaps you have heard that Japanese men can be pretty weird. It's true.