Kanamara Penis Matsuri (SFW)

A penis festival that's safe for work?

Absolutely.

If 10's of thousands of people, men, women, children, and such will gather in broad daylight to celebrate…it must be safe for work, right?

It's April – bring out the penises.

Pink, black, wooden (is this where the term woody comes from?), steel, (yeah, fellows, dream on), plastic, on a stick, frozen, decorated, sucking, licking, and all in good fun.

Yeah! Try doing that in America. 

Lots of more pix at Japan Photo Guide.