Noodle Bath for Health w/o the Pork Marrow Smell

Feeling dirty? Been up to no good? Need a bath?

The Japanese, known for their many natural springs (has a lot to do with sitting on the lip of a giant super volcano) have come up with a spa/tub that looks like a giant bowl of noodles.

Not only that, the water is pepper-flavored (I don't know how anybody would know that unless they actually tasted it = drinking your own bath water?).

The water is colored a light milky brown to look like pork bone marrow but without the smell.

The aroma instead comes from giant noodles (ramen) made of bathwater additives so that the bathers will smell like and instant cup of noodles.

The bathers – male and female together (perhaps the only good idea here) also come out smelling like collagen and garlic  which helps produce beautiful skin and moisture retention.

"Gee, Hanako, where did you get that super soft moist garlicky skin?"

"Why Masumi, I took a bath in the noodle bowl, and then ate the noodles."

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"Dirty?"

"Cup-a-people."