Japanese Don’t Lack Creativity in Suicide Methods

Japanese are often accused of lacking creativity.

Copying….A+

Mass production…A+

Efficiency….A+

Attention to detail…A+

Creativity….C-

Until it comes to taking their own lives.

Harakiri – means cut the belly….might have been the beginning but the country has come a long way since.

Jumping in front of trains, out of buildings, poison, tieing yourself to a tree and

driving off…..say what?

Yup…some not-head (yeah, it's supposed to be knothead but bare with me) does NOT have a HEAD anymore.

He tied a rope around his neck and then stepped on the gas. The rope severed his neck causing it to fly out the back of the car where a passerby found it.

Seriously…this kind of thing cannot be made up.

Police think he is a 56-year old from Nagoya.

What I want to know is…did he take his shoes off before he hit the accelerator?