You Know It’s Cold When….

My wife sent these to me from somebody who is somewhere out in the cold -

You know it's cold when -

 you have to chisel the dog off a lamp-post

 pet stores sell hamsters, gerbils and penguins

 your shadow freezes to the sidewalk

 you have to break the smoke off your chimney

 you have to open the fridge to heat the house (the wife's favorite)

 your false teeth chatter, and they are still in the glass

 the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets....

 the fire department advises you to set your house on fire

 the snowman begs you to take him inside at night

 Jokes told in November don't get laughed at until spring thaw in March

 Shania Twain covered her midriff...

 you're shivering like a mobster in a tax office.

How do you know when it's cold?

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