Japan Looks for Better Way to Kill

Japan's justice minister is asking for the opinions of those opposed to the death penalty about how they think prisoners who will be executed should be put away.

Hanging – kerplop!

Lethal injections – shake, rattle and roll for 30 minutes

Electrocution – snap, crackle and pop!

The minister wants a more 'tranquil' way to dispose of the bad guys.

How about -

feeding them to alligators…. 

drowning them… 

leave them in the attic… 

throwing them out of windows …

shooting them…

kissing them to death… 

poking needles into them…

burning them to death…. 

stuffing them in a cardboard box… 

cooking them in the car… 

Yeah…most any of them will do, I think.

Most Japanese support capital punishment.

Me, too.

How about you?