How NOT to take your kid for a ride on a motorcycle

This couple should be nominated and moved to the head of the pack for the annual Numbskull awards.

A 21-year old couple decided to go for a motorcycle ride. Innocent enough.

However, the woman had to bring her 1-year old son from a previous marriage along.

"Hey, Taro! What about the kid?"

"Gee, Hanako, eeto..I dunno, how about the helmet storage compartment."

"You mean under the seat?"

"Un…he'll be safe there. You know, protected."

"Sounds good."

Fast forward …time spent shopping and playing pachinko passed.

"Uh, Taro. Do you think we should check on the kid?"

"I dunno. He's your kid."

Sure enough, they found the little tike dead.

"Well, now whadda we do?"

"Taro, I have these bags from shopping. If I put this stuff here and here, I can free up a plastic bag. Let's dump him and go get married."

The little boy was found in a ditch on the day of his second birthday and the day the two registered their marriage.

Can two people be any more heartless AND stupid?