How Not to Catch a Cheating Wife

Some dude's wife left him.

Ahhh, poor fellow.

By chance, he (25) met his wife (24) on the street and struck up a conversation.

"I want you back."

"Eat your sashimi cooked."

"Well, if you don't come back then I am going to stab your new fellow in the neck with a knife!"

"AGGHHH!!!"

"Yo, Taro…uh, that's not my new boyfriend."

"Uh, you mean I just stabbed the wrong

guy (26)."

WHEERRRLLLYYLLL!!! (Japanese police siren)

"Uh, yup. Now do you know why I don't want to be married to you. You can't even attack people right."

"But, I lllooovvveeee youuuu!"

Some guy got stabbed just for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Ah…poor fellow indeed.

Have you ever been guilty of a serious mistake in identity?