Electronic Rock Paper Scissors
There was a contest to see who was the laziest man of the bunch.
The winner was to receive $100.
The first guy crawled to the table very slowly and reached up for the $100.
The second guy stood up and walked very slowly to the table taking deep breaths and long pauses before reaching out for the $100.
The third guy said, "Just roll me over and stick it in my back pocket."
Think the third guy was lazy?
How about too lazy to use your own hands to play rock-paper-scissors?
Too much trouble, too tiresome, too mendoukusai.
No problem. Now there is an electronic rock-paper-scissors.
Just push the button. You don't even have to think about how to outwit your opponent. They are sold in pairs so you can play against yourself.
What fun!
Yeesh.
Will you put this item on your shopping list?
