Businessman’s ‘Gas’ Sounds Like ‘Honda’
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota Motor Corp.
Needless to say, this was an especially important deal and it was imperative that he make the best possible impression.
However, on the morning of the presentation he awoke to find himself uncontrollably passing gas. 
Additionally, each time farted it made an upleasant sound like "HONDA."
The man was besides himself. Every few minutes "HONDA", "HONDA"…. What in the world would the Toyota people think?
Unable to stop the gas and in desperate need to stop the fart, he went to a doctor. After a full examination, the doctor told him that there was nothing wrong with him and that he would just have to wait it out.
The business man sought a second and then a third opinion. Same answer.
Finally one doctor suggested that he visit a dentist.
Though the man could not see how a dentist was going to be of any help, he visited one anyway.
Lo and behold, the dentist said, "Ah, there's the problem."
"What is it?" the man asked.
"You have an abscess," said the dentist.
"An abscess. How could that be causing my problem?" asked the man.
"That's easy," replied the dentist. "Everyone knows, abscess makes the fart go Honda."
Jan jan!
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