A Japanese and An Australian

An Australian man was sitting in his favorite restaurant when a Japanese fellow said to him, "I am sick of seeing your big round eyes."

The Australian replied, "Well, if you don’t like it…put on a blind fold."

"Where do I get one?" the Japanese said after considerable time thinking to put this short sentence together.

The Australian answered, "Here take my shoe lace."

FWIW…from my experience, Japanese find it envious that Westerners have big round eyes…and, though a Japanese and Asians for that matter, have what appears to be longer eyes…a shoestring won’t work in this case on most of them.