6 Steps to Not Making New Friends

Everybody wants friends…

However, there are some steps you can take that will guarantee that you will NOT have a new friend when you are finished.

Step 1. Try to make too many friends at one time…4 is too many

Step 2. Meet an unfamiliar group in a place you are unfamiliar with.

Step 3. Listen to the gossip of your new ‘friends’.

Step 4. Let them hit you in the face.

Step 5. Let them cut your hair.

Step 6. Let them do the yakuza thing – cut off part of your finger.

An 18-year old girl in Japan thought two boys and two girls (already friends) 15- to 18-years old were going to kill her.

With friends like this, yeah, who needs enemies?

The police have the kids in custody.

Who is your worst friend?