Conductor’s Attack of Montezuma’s Revenge Causes Train to Stop
A train had to make a sudden stop.
No doubt this one conductor wished something else would suddenly stop…his diarrhea.
Some 300 passengers were forced to leave a train in Amagasaki, Japan when the conductor suffered a violent bout of Montezuma's Revenge in the driver's cabin.
The relief (pun not intended) driver entered the cabin at about 6:15 am to find
the floor covered in feces.
Station workers cleaned the floor but couldn't get rid of the smell.
Passengers were told only that the train would be delayed and they needed to get on the next one.
— When the man got home later that morning —
"Gee, honey, you're home early today. What's up?" said the missus not noticing the brown stain between his legs, down his pants legs, and covering his backside nor the brown stink bomb cloud surrounding him.
"Uh…never mind. Lemme get the garden hose and the scrub pads," she said with sponges stuck up her nose.
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