How to Stop a Bullet Train in its Tracks

by BBelew57 on July 29th, 2007

I had a girl tell me once that I was ugly enough to stop a herd of buffalos.

I didn't know whether to be insulted or proud.

After all, some people, well animals at least, can win prizes for being the ugliest whatever.

And one woman in Japan showed how even ugly people can make a killing if they do other things right.

This guy in Japan was neither ugly or smart, as far as I know, but he could stop a shinkansen, (bullet train) in its tracks.

That's not easy to do either, considering those things can max out at 150+ mph.

Step number one…get drunk….very

drunk.

Step number two…pull up n the emergency door release handle.

Step number three…because your body will keep going at the speed of the train before the emergency handle was pulled.

I wonder where the drunk thought he was going when he pulled up on the handle.

It's a good think that he didn't find out.

What's the most stupid thing you have ever done when you were drunk?

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