Help! I Can’t Get Rid of My Mother-in-law!
"Help! I Can't Get Rid of My Mother-in-law!" is what I would be saying IF I still had my Japanese wife.
My ex-mother-in-law had a lot to do with the problems in our marriage and now the witch is living longer to be able to rub it in.
Japanese women live longer than anybody - 85.8 years - and have been living longer than the word for 22 years runnng.
Taiwanese women are second in the world with a life expectancy of 84.6 years
followed by Spanish and Swiss women at 83.9 years.
The top three killers in Japan are cancer, heart disease and stroke.
If they were overcome, Japanese women would live to be 93 years old!!
That would mean I could live to be 70 something and the
old hag would still be cackling and dancing and casting spells on me.
The only time my ex-mother-in-law is happy is when other people are more unhappy than she is.
Japanese women don't live longer because of social ties and healthy diets and whatnot…they live long because they are too mean to die.
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